Greetings Hoppers.
What's your sign? Apparently this line is still in use today (FYI, my sign is AWESOME - just so you know), and it seems to be just as effective.
It has reached my ears that during a recent swim, one of our faithful started her swim out by chatting with her lane partner and asking "Are you a bunny?". Now the last time old Incog heard this line was during a dinner date with Hugh Hefner, but that's a story for another day. Seems that the PIQ (Partner In Question) was unfazed by the forwardness, and simply responded with "No, I'm a Taurus" before taking off on his intervals.
Remember bunnies, not all swimmers are part of the Tri-Club, or the NCC for that matter. Incognito reccomends finding your mate the old fashioned way. Arranged marriges.
Till next time - HOP ON.
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Dear Incognito,
Forward bunny read your blog today and wants you to know that she is innocent of trying to pick up unsuspecting men at the southclub pool! Forward bunny had innocent reasons for wanting to share the lane as she was taking a beating against the lane line from the current on the waterslide. Forward bunny noticed the Alaska Triathlon logo on PIQ’s water bottle and meant no harm in asking if he had a bunny affiliation. Forward bunny is also laughing because PIQ had a bodyguard at last night’s swim and now it all makes sense. Forward bunny wishes to assure PIQ and other concerned men who swim at South that she is only interested in getting in as many laps as she can for her team before she has to get home to her rabbit family.
Thank you,
Friend of Forward bunny
Dear Forward Bunny,
I believe you... I do... sure I do!
I have to admit though I have become increasingly more curious about who this "energizer bunny" of a lane mate was!
And... I wonder why he isn't on a team if he is sporting the gear!
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