Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Bunny writes

Alaskan said...
My fur is having problems from all the pool chemicals. What can I use to bring back the color and flufflyness?

You call green matted fur from swimming extra miles a problem? I suppose you would like a remedy for goggle marks too. Well those aren't problems; they are battle scars. Everyone from the beer-league softball player wearing a knee brace to the Tour de France rider sporting a new hip feels pride knowing that others look upon these wounds in admiration. Yes, here is someone who gave it all they got. Your green matted fur is your Red Badge of Courage. Wear it with pride soldier!
Bunny.

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