Hello Hopppperrrss!

So you all are back for another NCC… huh? We all know the real truth hopper… it’s that you just can’t get enough of me. I’m just too cool, and you know it (wink wink).

For all of you who are new to this happen' scene soon you too will be in the mix... Frothing at the mouth... Waiting for your next workout fix!! I know the Tri Chick… and I’m fairly confident that workout, well its coming.

I've been doing a little math... You know how much I like the numbers Hoppers... The way I see it... 60 people per team, 700 miles per team for the swim... That's about 11.67 miles of swimming each... That's 20,539.2 yards PER PERSON. Hoppers… I realize you are pretty studly but if I were you… I would be looking for a few more teammates!

I personally have no fears, no worries, no stress, I KNOW you can do it! I KNOW that the Alaska teams will dominate. The NCC evils keep bumping the numbers higher making it harder for us to win, but I guess they just don't get it... We live for this stuff!

First day is THIS Monday and I want to know where are YOU going to be swimming?!?

Jump on and let everyone know! You might have a club member from another team join you... I wonder who will swim further in the first week? Will it be the bunnies... The wabbits... The Hares? Maybe our Poll will tell the TAIL!

Incognito...
"I know more about Tri than you do!"

PEEPS?

Hello Clever Fluffies...

I was chatting it up with the Tri Chick today and she told me the club is having a Halloween Peep Contest! Well, you all must know, I've got this one in the bag! I'm the master peep creation creator!

You might need some ideas if you are actually going to have a chance to beat me! If you do, check out these links....

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/gallery/2008/03/21/GA2008032101983.html?sid=ST2008032102694

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/photo/gallery/070402/GAL-07Apr02-69859/index.html

Good Luck Fluffies... you'll need it!

Incognito Scheduled to Return!

Ahhh yesh super bun buns... the rumors, they are true. I have returned and of course am wondering, just what have you all been up to this summer? Speaking of rumors, I hear that summer really never arrived here... shame...

But alas its almost time for the fun to begin and you know me fluffies... I have plenty up this fur lined sleeve! After talking with the Tri Chick, it appears there are a good number of new victims, I mean members, yesh, that is what I clearly mean, new members in the club. Welcome my tasty morsels.

You know me... I am always one to have a little fun at your expense and so I will tell you the Tri Chick let me in on a secret... oh it's a GOODIE! I can hardly wait to tell you... and yet somehow I will.

I just love me... don't you!

Groundhog protest turns ugly

APRIL 25 - ANCHORAGE - An angry mob of spring-seekers gathered outside the den of the Groundhog this afternoon protesting another extension of winter. The crowd wearing thin polypropylene clothing and Bunny Boots yelled slogans, carried signs, and burned an effigy of the marmot. When neighbors complained about the noise, authorities showed up and forced the group to disband ordering the crowd to "Go back to your trainers and sweat it out."

The group identified as "BAGS & RAGS" ("Bikers Against Groundhogs & Runners Against Groundhogs") is seeking an immediate end to what they claim are bait-and-switch tactics used by the Groundhog to illegally extend winter. Today's record-late 8-inch snowfall marks the third false start of the spring recreation season. Already two sporting events scheduled for the weekend, The Heart Run and the Seward Highway Time Trial, have been postponed. Other events are in jeopardy.

"Do you know how much I spent on carbon wheels this season?" complained one protester. And today I can't even get my car out of the garage. All I wanted was dry roads."

Another pointed to her shoes; "I spent an hour on the treadmill at Skinny' just trying to get the right fit and now they're ruined. Totally slushed. He's gonna' pay!"

The group may seek a federal injunction against the marmot if the snow does not stop. "He's not even indigenous to this area yet he's messin' with our weather", said a spokesperson for the group. "He had his fun but now it has to stop."

Authorities were concerned about the other "bikers" joining the protest furthering the anger. "We've got to shut this thing down before the 'leather-and-chrome' crowd shows up. Do you know how pissed they get digging a bike out of the snow? It ain't pretty."

Spokesperson for the Groundhog had no comment.

Grrr...Groundhog

More snow?!? We had dry ground and dry streets until yesterday and now this! I thought the deal was the Groundhog said we got another six weeks of winter, but not another, and another, and another...

Ecognito Bunny

Hello everyone,

My name is Ecognito and I am Incognito's child. I will every once in a while I'll write. But a few things I like are eggs, chocolate,( because my dad always has enough of it around) swimming, biking, and running. I'm sorry my dad couldn't write to you, but he is busy but, have a happy Easter or as I like to call it, Bunny day!

Bye!

Has Spring Sprung?

The groundhog called yesterday to gloat about weather.

"It's not spring yet" he said. "I seen 'ya out there running around in shorts, riding bikes on the pavement, and even drivin' motorbikes. But y'all just got faked out by a false spring. I told you there's a few more weeks to go and there's a few inches of new on the ground this morning to prove it!"

I hate it when he does that. Our early spring was frozen out.

But today the weather was warm again and I even saw someone downtown running in shorts. Hah! Take that you weather-blundering varmint!


Tell me who you think will be right in the latest survey.